When you want to go for a drive to the beach, and THIS:
My car got bottled overnight, and apparently mobile windscreen repair places don't do weekends. Sigh. I hate people.
EDITED AT 12:19AM TO ADD: made worse bybeing called out to a car crash in the middle of the night. So I had to take the WRX, for which I am not insured, the petrol is not paid for, and I have never driven before. Home safe now. But still need to get a new windscreen.